October 21st 2015 starter pack
me before watching Aladdin 2019: the movie looks bad
me after watching the movie: ARABIAAAAAN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTSSSSSSS
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pro tip on how to explain the spn ending to your friends
Have them imagine an alternate ending for the Harry Potter saga: what if Ron died in book 6 and never got mentioned again? Imagine he had no funeral and he was never grieved by any of the characters.
After Harry kills Voldemort he starts planning to get a wizard career and finally rise to his full magic potential. First, he wants to visit the Dursleys and he falls off the stairs in their house. Hermione offers to heal him with magic but he says “he was always supposed to die in this staircase”. He promptly dies, right after a semi-romantic moment between him and his cousin. Nobody has time to attend his funreal because they’re busy with work (maybe?). Only Hermione and his owl show up.
Hermione moves on, gets a party wig and marries a man (but we never learn anything about him, his face is blurred). We do not know whether Hermione manages to follow her dreams and become the cleverest professor in all of Hogwarts, the details of her life are left out in favor of showing her son for some reason.
All of the other characters - the Weasleys, Luna, Neville, Draco, Snape and Dumbledore - are killed by Voldemort and then resurrected off screen, we never see them again.
Ginny’s arc is building up to have her be the love interest of one of the leads but then she’s just never mentioned again.
Harry reunites with his abusive adoptive family in heaven because he doesn’t want to meet his actual parents. He doesn’t want to see Ron either but he smiles when he hears that he’s here.
The last shot is just Daniel Radcliff waving at the drone camera, thanking everybody for coming to the movie theater, as a Katy Perry cover of the main theme plays in the background.
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
Please, I am begging you, visit the official Captain Marvel website
I would post screenshots but they cannot possibly capture it.
oh my god
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG
do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?
Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title
Every freaking one and hate it
You know that joke we keep making about how they should do animated remakes of live-action movies instead of live-action remakes of animated films?
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is, like, the proof-of-concept for why this joke idea is brilliant and should not only be taken seriously but also be put into effect immediately. As a person who has enjoyed all but two of the live action Spider-Man movies - a person who even LOVES one of them - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse makes them all look like piles of shit. Why the fuck have we been watching live action superheroes? They work so much better in animation. Everything about this movie beats the living shit out of every other superhero film ever made.
And don’t get me wrong, a lot of the live-action superhero movies are REALLY good movies. When I say this movie soars past them, that is HIGH praise on my part.